Tuesday, January 13, 2015

Christmas Lootz!

Courtesy of my wonderful husband (and the fine folks at Ript Apparel), I opened these lovely little beauties a couple days ago:

Tile coasters featuring the original Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers

This style reminds me very much of Game of Thrones or some other type of house crest.  Dragon Age?  All I know is: I want to be in the yellow guild!  (Because Trini is my favorite.)

I'm not entirely sure what the tiles are made from; they're very heavy and have irregular (yet still smooth) edges.  Some close-ups (to the best of my ability) follow:


Mastodon!
Ordo Proboscidea


Pterodactyl!
Ordo Pterosauria


Triceratops!
Triceratops Horridus


Saber-Toothed Tiger!
Smilodon Fatalis


Tyrannosaurus!
Tyrannosaurus Rex


Dragonzord!
Draconis Monstrum

These are so gorgeous, I'm afraid to put any drinks on them!  I'm considering applying a spray-on clear, waterproof sealant to the tops before allowing them anywhere near my coffee table.

Or I could just keep compiling a nerd coaster collection that never gets used.  These go so well with the two Doctor Who coasters I bought at the SC Comicon last year!

One final picture:


Now I want to stencil t-shirts or something with these designs.  Must...resist...

Too much crochet to catch up on!

Monday, January 12, 2015

Plushie Pusheen!

Aside from the Facebook Art Trade, I needed an awesome gift to give Midori for Christmas this year!  I tossed around the idea of a cat scoodie, but my final choice was influenced by one of her pins, located conveniently on her "Wants" Pinterest board:

20" Pusheen Plushie, $23.99

I am nothing if not offended by the idea of not attempting to make something like this myself, especially when I found the perfect free pattern through Ravelry.  (The link goes to a blog this time!)

I sat down with some light gray yarn, and went to work.

With the exception of the first stripe turning out wonky, I was pleased with the results:

Excuse me, sir...do you have any Grey Poupon?

To get the second stripe perfect, I tried to center the beginning row with the original beginning row of the first stripe.  From there, I kept the stripe centered on that initial row, ignoring all of the counting that took place.

I also did the invisible decrease technique I picked up from the blood cell plushie project.

The only thing I would change about this (other than getting the first stripe even) is to try PlanetJune's invisible color change technique on the tail.  I didn't take the time to learn it; I was in a rush to make sure I had enough time to assemble the piece and get the fabric paint smile done and dry before having to wrap it.

All that to say...Midori loved it!   (I think she was surprised I looked at her Pinterest board in the first place.)

Win!

Later this week, I'll share the most awesome of the Christmas gifts from my husband.  I need decent lighting to do the photos justice!

Later!

Thursday, January 8, 2015

Dragon Age Diaries: The Templar

Justinian 30, 9:30 Dragon

Maker, I hope Duncan knows what he's doing.  He promised to return today or tomorrow, and if you ask me, it can't be too soon.  Only three new recruits seems a small number, and the wardens may not even see that many through the Joining.  More importantly, our warden-commander should be here, especially since King Cailan seems eager to battle.  I hope he continues to wait for Duncan.  The inactivity is making him seem rash.

There's plenty of work, though.  Regular patrols to keep the darkspawn pushed back from Ostagar as the armies continue to ready and assemble.  Just today I went out with Brynk and Ash, just to the edge of the wilds.  Scouting business, and all.  One of the other wardens claims he saw a woman when he was checking the swamp the other day.  Of course some of the more experienced wardens called him crazy.  I don't know.  The witches of the wilds is a tale I'd be willing to believe.  The Circle certainly believes the stories.

Ser Jory keeps approaching the wardens.  He's worried about the Joining, and has no one to allay his fear.  The other gray wardens have taken to ignoring him, and Daveth has grown impatient.  I suppose I do feel sorry for Ser Jory; it is easier to stomach the duties of a warden when there is no close family.

Daveth keeps to himself.  He has a small, needle-like dagger he takes to spinning around in his fingers.  Duncan told me that he'd caught him pick-pocketing in Denerim.  Another use of the right of conscription.  Never trust a cutpurse, if you ask me.  But for all that, though, his views on the Blight are firm, and he wishes to fight.

Best not to speak of the recruits, though.  The Joining will determine who will be a gray warden...and who will not.

Ah...here comes the Reverend Mother, with a particularly determined look in her eye.  I wonder what new menial task she has devised to twist the knife.  She can't get over how Duncan got me out of Chantry service just in time, but far be it from me to tell her that these past six months have been some of the best I've ever known.

And there's the sound of the scouts' horns--that must be Duncan.  Best finish this task quickly; if I know Duncan, he'll direct whatever new recruit he's dug up to me.  First impressions, I suppose.

...which apparently shouldn't include a shouting match with a mage.  Apologies aside, I can't say I'm entirely impressed with Duncan's choice.  I'm not sure which is rarer--that the recruit is a dwarf, or that she's female.  Not many women choose to be a gray warden, it seems.  We tend to be seen as a brotherhood, almost.

Her name is Lay-lin...Laylynn?  I should have asked how to spell it.  There's a couple of rusty swords strapped to her back, so either a warrior or a rogue, most likely.  I haven't met many dwarves in my lifetime; only a couple ever came to Redcliffe when I was a boy, and none bothered with the Chantry.  Their beliefs are different; they revere the Stone as their creator or deity.

There aren't even any stories or rumors about dwarves that I know of.  I'd guess them to be blunt and surly at times, but not this one.  Rather, she's startled.  All the time.

Of course, I imagine I had the same wild look in my eyes when I first came here, too.  It was only to be expected, though, coming from the Chantry.  Being trained to chop a possessed mage's head off while praying to Andraste is a far cry from guiding recruits through the wilds in search of darkspawn.

But enough of that. We've gathered Ser Jory and Daveth, and now all we need is some darkspawn blood.  Let the junior warden responsibilities begin.

P.S.  Laillyn.  I had it mostly right.




Wednesday, January 7, 2015

New Year's Resolutions

Happy New Year!

2014 was one of my most favorite years yet, despite all of it's challenges.  It wasn't as fun as grad school, but then, that was a unique kind of crazy/awesome.

Last year's resolution was a 99.5% success:  no eating frozen meals for lunch anymore.  I think I was forced to do that one day when I didn't have anything else in the house.

2015 Resolutions:

  • Bring my Ravelry project list up to 200 total (with an 85% completion rate).
  • Live out Samwise Gamgee's words of wisdom.

One thing at a time, here...

If you have a Ravelry login, you can view my project page.  Currently, I'm sitting at 124 projects total, with 17 incomplete projects.  If my math brain is awake, that's a 86.3% completion rate, but I know how my procrastination brain works.  Maintaining an 85% completion rate will not be a piece of cake.

Also, that's about 7 finished projects a month.  It could be doable...except for my attention span.  I like doing new patterns...not repeating the same ones over and over.  So...we'll see how that goes!

I'll be sharing some new projects this week and next week that I did over Christmas break, so stay tuned!

And now, back to Samwise...

“It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end… because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it’s only a passing thing… this shadow. Even darkness must pass.”

It's no secret that J.R.R. Tolkien is one of my favorite authors. But even if he wasn't, this quote remains applicable for everyday life.  That's my primary resolution this year. Not as a hobbit lass, or a lady of Rohan, or even the redneck elf Keywen.

As me.

Mr. Tolkien had it the right way around. And I want to remember that this year.

When the challenges I faced seem to overcome me, I thought I couldn't fight. But I was not created to be a victim.

Even if I can't attack my challenges with a sword, or defeat them with my pen, I can always choose to fight back.

So this year I am striving to make it to the days when the sun shines out the clearer and brighter because the shadow has been driven back. It may come again, but every time I defeat it I am that much stronger.

I was not made to give up. I was made to try again.

"Courage does not always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, 'I will try again tomorrow.'" - Mary Anne Radmacher

Tuesday, January 6, 2015

Facebook Art Trade 2014 - #5

For those of you following along with my crochet adventures, you know that I signed up for five separate art trades via Facebook in January 2014.

It's been on my crochet to-do list, and I knew that I had to get all of my projects done within the calendar year.

Well, I'm famous for procrastination.  And 2014 was no exception.

But.

I finished all five before December 31st, so it's a win!

The final project was for Midori (Mike the coworker's wife) and she and I had already discussed what she wanted.  After seeing the VintageBeef pillow, she requested a pillow for her Minecraft skin.

And voila:

Her skin is a redheaded ninja.

So now the crochet queue looks like:

- Guude plushie
- VintageBeef plushie
- Enderman
- Purple and black scarf
- Plushie D20

I may have gotten sidetracked by some other projects, which I will share with you in the future.  I also made some other gifts, but can't post any information about them until they've been opened.  

Hope you all had a great Christmas, and I wish you an adventurous new year!

Monday, December 29, 2014

Blast from the Past: You Might Be A Redneck Elf If...

Courtesy of an email printout I found from 2003 (when the original The Lord of the Rings trilogy came out), I present:

You Might Be A Redneck Elf If...

  • Elrond throws you out of Rivendell for ruining his garden with your 3-wheel ATV.
  • You deep fry your lembas cakes and eat 'em with fatback.
  • You ask Cirdan the Shipwright what the limit is on bass fishing at the Grey Havens.
  • You get the Dixie Chicks to record your lament for Gandalf entitled: "Take This Wizard and Shove Him".
  • You leave your gaudy Yuletide decorations on your flet all year round.
  • You own a velvet painting of Gil-galad.
  • When drunk, you taunt mortals at the Prancing Pony with, "Well, at least I ain't gonna die like the rest of you suckers!"
  • Your elven steed has a bumper sticker that reads: 'I don't brake for dwarves.'
  • You were expelled from Lothlorien for cutting down the mallorn trees for firewood.
  • You have a still that puts out hooch made from elanor flowers.
  • You and your buddies regularly sneak up to the Black Gate and egg it, then ride off really fast.
  • You go skinny dipping in the Dead Marshes.


...I'll leave it up to you to decide which of these DSCA, Deevius, and I are actually guilty of.  We are redneck elves (and hobbit), and proud.